REVIVAL OF THE DEAD SPACE

Protests in Myanmar, Britney Spears' career is officially dead and I decided it's time to do something with my dead space here in the blog'o'spherectomy or whatever it's currently called. Why you ask? Don't. Boredom does weird things to people, some even say boredom is where all religious people get their weird vision-o-rama. Prove that boredom is a bad thing. Moving on.

Just got my letter of posting today from the Ministry of Health. It's official boys and girls, Kelantan it is. WTFOMFGBBQ Kelantan chics here I co........wait, no I'm not going. Siao ah? Going there means signing my own death sentence with my own blood dripping from my nose due to nose bleed from seeing too much pr0n. I love my bak kut teh and bak kua too much. No can do. And I don't want to be called Ingky bin Abdullah from here on. But of course having 4 wives seems too tempting an offer. Hmmmm. Not to mention it's near Thailand, a place where dreams lie, and not to mention chicks with dicks. :P

But seriously, no offence to Kelanatanese people but it's the only place on this planet which moves against the flow of time. It is actually moving back into the Stone Age. Don't be surprised if I suddenly look like this in 10 years time.

Oh guess what??!?!

In addition to my daily rants, I'll be putting up a couple of my own poems! Yay for ingky the poet. No emo-goth-slashing-my-own-wrists type of poems. It's more of those lovey-dovey ones. So if ever you gave your boyfriend or girlfriend one of my poems and have a lot of juniors next time, name one of them "ingky" to thank me. Or even better, bring them over to my future clinic. :P More free poems are available in your nearest "Ingk-linik". Get it? Laugh dammit.

Life without a dream is like existance with no meaning