Tuesday, April 27, 2004

MOSKVA MOSKVA
SARS hits China hard, Boeing launches new 7E7 and I just got back from the 2nd largest metropolitan in the world, Moscow aka Moskva. I'll list down the things i did on the trip chronologically.

Day 1
Reached Moscow at 7am, took metro till Bernadskovo and ate McD's for breakfast. 9 of us all together. After that went to Russian State Medical University aka RSMU for the opening ceremony of the MSA Games. Met Adrian, a long lost friend with whom I've lost contact there. Saw lots of Malaysian Chinese girls. Definitely better than Kursk. Saw Malaysian Chinese guys. Lots of faggots and sissies. We're definitely better. Made conclusion that we're probably the best looking Malaysian Chinese guys in the whole of Russia. So saddening. Group split up. 3 of us went our seperate ways(Ah Liang, Kwang Wei and me). Checked into Pushkin Hostel, met bro's fren. Went back to RSMU. Saw bro play volleyball. Not bad. Went to MegaMall(largest shopping complex in the world). Definitely reflect's it's name. Went on window shopping spree with Kwang Wei. Had lots of fun comparing clothes. Swapped clothes alot between the both of us till woman in-charge got pissed. Ended up buying one ah-beng/clubbing shirt for 400 rubles and one sleeveless brown shirt for 300. Not a bad bargain. Went for more window shopping. All the time being awed by the girls around us. Definitely better than Kursk Russians in terms of fashion and sexiness. Went back at 6. Took wrong bus, ended up at wrong metro. Took an additional 1 hour to reach hostel. Met Bella, my bro's Kalsmik friend and part-time Russian teacher. Not bad looking for Kalsmik. Lucky bro. Went for dinner near PFU(People's Friendship University). I call it Nigger Land due to the dense population of Africans. Wanted to club at hostel. Was closed. Disappointed. Wanted to try clubbing clothes. Some other time we say. Slept at 1 trying out Serious Sam 2 and Counterstrike 1.6 on bro's friend's comp.


Day 2
Went to Izmailoveski Park at 11. Had the best Chinese food in 8 months. 4 dishes and 1 soup for 70 rubles. Kwang Wei was so pleased and smiling that we could no longer see his eyes(given that they were already smaller than mine). Complimentary Chinese green tea because we're just so damn good looking. Joking. Not. Went around window shopping again at the Renak(Market). Conclusion: better and cheaper things compared to Kursk. Bought Chinese spices. Took metro to the underground shopping complex near Kremlin. Saw more girls. More pleased. Bought a sleeveless red Reebok shirt for 300 rubles. Even more pleased. Reebok girl tried to pick Kwang Wei up. Dumb ass rejected her. Left for dinner near PFU again. Ate at Mirage this time. Tried their famous cocktail mix, Mirage. Stupid waitress stirred cocktail. Supposed to have 3 layers of fruit juice. Left for vaksal(station) at 9 from Ram Store because Kwang Wei wanted to buy McD's for his sis. Got to train and met the rest of the group. Talked about our experiences and discussed the girls of Moskva. Definitely better than Kursk.

Davaytye paydyom koodaneebood?
Shall we go somewhere quieter?

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