ALL MEN WILL WEAR SKIRTS!!
Brad Pitt said this on an interview. And he wasn't refering to Scottish men. Due to the success of Troy, he foresees it'll be a trendsetter where men will adone togas and ancient Greek warskirts like what you see on the set of Troy. One respone to Mr Pitt: Over my dead body. I was playing around with Photoshop 7.0 today, found out some nifty options. Wewt for me! A friend from Sweden actually told me his friends use the word 'wewt' in real life. And also they belong to the kewl crowd. Damn that's geeky. On a side note looks like I've gained some pounds over the holidays. Butt looks huge. This is definitely not good. Situps only tones the abdomen, not the buttcheeks. Will have to cut down on food again to compensate for the lack of football. A friend of mine was asking me for tips on how to court girls. I told him this: Don't be yourself cause you might just bore her. It's true. Girls don't want to know you. Girls want to know someone they'll learn to like. So pretend to be hip and cool. Then when you both start dating, let the bad habits surface bit by bit to condition her to it. In the end after a couple of years, you could be yourself and she'll still love you no matter what.
Planning to get a new refridgerator soon. Like real soon. It's starting to get warmer already and I need access to cold drinks. Besides, running up 3 storeys to Alien's room(friend) just to get a bottle of ingredient is starting to be a headache especially when he's not in. Looks like Blogger already added some new features like comments and such. Well, no point screwing up my template since I've spend some hours into it already. I think I'll just sign off here since I'm starting to bore myself.

Oo vas yest pareni?

Do you have a boyfriend?

OMG PURE LAZINESS
Van Helsing just got released, fan awaits finale for Friends series and I just updated my blog after 1 week. Damn was the holiday good. Did nothing buy catch up on my precious sleep after sleepless nights of burning the damn midnight oil. Just finished downloading the newest internet hype software, Skype. If u have no idea what it does, this is a summary for you. It basically acts as a VoIP phone, means u get to chat with your friends online. Pros: It's FOC, it's of a good quality and it's fast. Cons: You need a broadband connection at least. Well, gonna try it out when I get back to Malaysia for the summer holidays. Having football practise twice a week from now on. Basketball still once a week. Still doing 50 situps a day. Damn I'm starting to lose weight. Yay me! Lost of mosquitoes here now. I get bitten all over. Grrrr. Gotta get one of those electric mosquito repellent when I get back to Malaysia. Die you blood sucking thingies! Die!

Preyatna bila pagavareet

Nice talking to you

PALMONE RELEASES NEW ZIRE 72
112 die in Thailand clash, Elton John calls 'American Idol' voters racists and PalmOne finally released 2 new Handhelds, Zire 72(pic) and Zire 31. The new Zire 72 offers 32MB of RAM with 25MB of usable RAM. Talk abt l33t. Hehe. It's been about a week since I've started blogging and also close to a week since I went on my diet spree. Looks like it's working. Alot with cutting down on meals, a regular 50 situps will do my belly some good. I'm currently studying my Russian phrasebook like mad because I'm motivated by how much my brother's Russian has advanced even though it's only been 2 months he's been in Russia. Looks like I have to reclaim the throne as the better of both brothers. Hehe. I've been able to understand some words which are commonly used in an everyday Russian conversation, previously vague in my mind due to my laziness to improve the my Russian fundamentals, thinking it is not that useful. Just realised in Russia, the Russian Language is more important than food itself since it's about survival. Brother told me that one Chinese in Moscow was spared his life by the skinheads because he could tell them not to kill him and that he had a family back in China. If it was me instead of him, I'll be on the next flight home in a black bag. I even talked to Grace, my batch mate, who claims she has bad Russian since she doesn't have the initiative to learn the language when only faced with 6 years in Russia compared to the rest of her life. Well, to get through these 3 more years, I think mastering the language is a must. Never had I felt so compelled to pick up a skill and try to master it, compared to getting my driver's license which I was forced to take by my parents because they wanted me to be their chauffer. Hehe. Labour's Day coming closer. 3 days of public holidays are always welcomed. The only thing I'm complaining is that one of those days falls on a Sunday which is not replacable on Tuesday. Dammit. Off to sleep. Class as usual on Thursday nevertheless.


Vi neepraveelna nabralee nomeer
You have the wrong number

MOSKVA MOSKVA
SARS hits China hard, Boeing launches new 7E7 and I just got back from the 2nd largest metropolitan in the world, Moscow aka Moskva. I'll list down the things i did on the trip chronologically.

Day 1
Reached Moscow at 7am, took metro till Bernadskovo and ate McD's for breakfast. 9 of us all together. After that went to Russian State Medical University aka RSMU for the opening ceremony of the MSA Games. Met Adrian, a long lost friend with whom I've lost contact there. Saw lots of Malaysian Chinese girls. Definitely better than Kursk. Saw Malaysian Chinese guys. Lots of faggots and sissies. We're definitely better. Made conclusion that we're probably the best looking Malaysian Chinese guys in the whole of Russia. So saddening. Group split up. 3 of us went our seperate ways(Ah Liang, Kwang Wei and me). Checked into Pushkin Hostel, met bro's fren. Went back to RSMU. Saw bro play volleyball. Not bad. Went to MegaMall(largest shopping complex in the world). Definitely reflect's it's name. Went on window shopping spree with Kwang Wei. Had lots of fun comparing clothes. Swapped clothes alot between the both of us till woman in-charge got pissed. Ended up buying one ah-beng/clubbing shirt for 400 rubles and one sleeveless brown shirt for 300. Not a bad bargain. Went for more window shopping. All the time being awed by the girls around us. Definitely better than Kursk Russians in terms of fashion and sexiness. Went back at 6. Took wrong bus, ended up at wrong metro. Took an additional 1 hour to reach hostel. Met Bella, my bro's Kalsmik friend and part-time Russian teacher. Not bad looking for Kalsmik. Lucky bro. Went for dinner near PFU(People's Friendship University). I call it Nigger Land due to the dense population of Africans. Wanted to club at hostel. Was closed. Disappointed. Wanted to try clubbing clothes. Some other time we say. Slept at 1 trying out Serious Sam 2 and Counterstrike 1.6 on bro's friend's comp.


Day 2
Went to Izmailoveski Park at 11. Had the best Chinese food in 8 months. 4 dishes and 1 soup for 70 rubles. Kwang Wei was so pleased and smiling that we could no longer see his eyes(given that they were already smaller than mine). Complimentary Chinese green tea because we're just so damn good looking. Joking. Not. Went around window shopping again at the Renak(Market). Conclusion: better and cheaper things compared to Kursk. Bought Chinese spices. Took metro to the underground shopping complex near Kremlin. Saw more girls. More pleased. Bought a sleeveless red Reebok shirt for 300 rubles. Even more pleased. Reebok girl tried to pick Kwang Wei up. Dumb ass rejected her. Left for dinner near PFU again. Ate at Mirage this time. Tried their famous cocktail mix, Mirage. Stupid waitress stirred cocktail. Supposed to have 3 layers of fruit juice. Left for vaksal(station) at 9 from Ram Store because Kwang Wei wanted to buy McD's for his sis. Got to train and met the rest of the group. Talked about our experiences and discussed the girls of Moskva. Definitely better than Kursk.

Davaytye paydyom koodaneebood?
Shall we go somewhere quieter?

T-MINUS 3 HOURS BEFORE MOSCOW TRIP
Rivaldo might end up going to Bolton Wanderers, Huge Train Blast in Korea shakes the world, and I'm gonna start packing for Moscow aka Moskva. Dunno what to bring. Gonna be cold in Moscow, abt 5-6 degrees Celcius kind of cold. Brrrrr. General Surgery lecture cancelled so it's been a wonderful day for me. I'm going to try not to visit any McDonald's while in Moscow. Why? Cause there are lots of other food nicer than that damn Yankee franchise, like KFC! =P Kidding. I wanna eat a nice Chinese meal at least once before coming back to Kursk Village. Will be staying at my bro's hostel. He told me it'll only cost me 150 rubles a night. Hehe. Lucky me. Just neatly placed my credit card in my wallet, time to blow the load. Will take lots of pics and have a great time in Moscow. Now off to pack the rest of my clothes and try not to fall over due to excitement. Russian phrase of the day:
Ti prekrasna vigleedeesh!
You look great!

HAPPY EARTH DAY!!
Grand jury indicts Wacko Jacko, Kill Bill Vol.2 impacts US big screen BIG TIME and I have just added a few more things to my rant site. Notice to your right, above the links, I've added a counter. Just wanna see how well this site fairs. And also I changed my comments provider from CommentThis! to Halo Scan. 1 more day till Moscow trip. Didn't know why I didn't get a 5 for my Radiology class. Instead a short midget namely Connie took the 5 even though she didn't know jackshit. I think Ram the assistant professor has some weird fantasies at night. Either that or he confused my name and her's since my surname is Lim and her's is Liew. Stupid fat fuck. Reminds me of Cartman, just darker. Plane ticket still unconfirmed even though Jaya(student incharge) is placing my name on the request list to get it on July 5th. I really hope I get it cause I can't wait an extra week for my flight back to Malaysia. Stupid UzbeckAir. Gonna take either Emirates or Qatar Airlines next time. Yay for 3 days holidays in commemeration of Labour's Day. Plans are either to visit Moscow AGAIN or go to a BBQ outing held by some juniors. Will decide soon. Day 3 of dieting successful. Ate only a plate of rice, one sausage and one small piece of chicken. Downed them with a cup of Mountain Dew. Am ignoring the fact I ate lots of mayonise too. Gonna hope I can fit into most clothes which I'll buy in Moscow. Gonna need some pseudoclubbing clothes cause I look like a dork going for casual occasions wearing some cheap collared-shirt. Gonna change my outlook to a GQ guy. Gonna get ear stud when I go back to Malaysia. *Notes in To-Do-List* - get ear stud to blend in with kewl crowd. Ending today with a Russian phrase:
Vam preneetsee shtoneebood peet
Can I get you a drink?

YOU HAVE BEEN VOICED
Monaco thrased Chelsea 3-1 while being 1 man down, HUGE Internet flaw fixed and I have just added the comment option to my blogs. Thanks to Comment This!, I've been able to add the comment option to allow the merciless banging of my poor control of the English Language and the contents of my blogs. Why did I even bother adding this? Only 2 more days till Moscow. Can't wait. Also Day 2 of my dieting program. Managed to cut down the amount of lavage I eat in Uni from 2 to 1. And it's a pseudovegetarian lavage too. Managed to eat some fruits to avoid constipation after my mediocre dinner. And managed to eat less of that chocolate-peanut butter spread which my friend introduced to me exactly a week ago. I have since consumed 1.4kg of that glob and hopefully that won't increase exponentially in times to come. Time to sleep and try not to sleep in class tomorrow. Quote of the day:
The greatest gift of all is Life itself, cherish it before Death claims it from his Christmas tree.

OFFICIAL BLOGGING BEGINS!
Monaco currently leading Chealse 1-0, Kevin Spacey apologises for being stupid and I am officially done with this blog site. The banner you guys currently see to the left is made by Daah, a Danish fox currently living in Holland with her honey. But I'll resort to using KillahB's banner at the top cause it kind of blends in with the white backdrop which I'm o-so-lazy to change. Kudos to both of the best banner makers I currently know. Hitler's Day is uneventful(thank god). No one got beaten up today and I didn't even see a single skinhead today. Perhaps they saw the error of their ways and are gonna go back to being communists. Yeah right! Once a skin, always a skin. Just reinstalled Quake 3 and fragged hostel asses. Another 3 more days till I depart to Moscow for the weekend, YEAH!! Gonna have edible lunches and dinners for a couple of days before I come back to this hole of a village. And the secondary objective is to visit my younger brother whom I haven't seen in months. Let's wish for lots of pics and chics =). Kidding, i have lots of pics already =P. I've gained some weight recently and I'm hoping to lose them real soon. Gonna start shedding them soon. Let's lose a few kgs by the end of this month. Hehe. We'll see how it goes. Ending today with a little quote of mine:
Love is lust in disguise.

FINISHING TOUCHES & HITLER's DAY
Sitting here at 4am on a Tuesday morning isn't my typical day but hey, it's Hitler's birthday. I means Nazis are on the prowl here in Mother Russia and in some universities it's actually a given holiday to protect the foreign students against Nazi violence. Well as for us, we've already cancelled Propedevtics and already planned to skip General Surgery anyway. Only thing left is the lecture. Argggg. Money sucking leech-bastard. Just finished his main control about 12 hours ago and I'll have to see him in another 12 hours slugging through his boring lecture. Well, let's just hope I don't have to bribe him cause this dude costs a bomb. I managed to find out the problem in my HTML codes and just because of one stupid typo I had to waste basically 2 hours wondering what was wrong with my codes. Damn HTML. Thank god I won't have to do this for a living. Well, off to sleep. Don't wanna miss the mashrood or I'll have to brave my way through the city fighting off Hitler's remnant disciples. Nitez

1ST POST : w00tage!!
First attempt at the so called blogging. Worked on the template with absolutely no HTML knowledge for about 1.5 hours, took a look at other people's blogs and tries to absorb some inspiration from them. No luck. Stuck with boring colours as my gf would say. Oh well, not bad for day 1.