HALLOWEEN IS LOOMING

Bomb blast in Pakistan kills hundreds, a weird antibiotic-resistant-flesh-eating bacteria is found in the USA (stay far far away), and Halloween is closer than you think! Problem is, no one in Malaysia celebrates Halloween.

Sucks that Malaysians don't celebrate Halloween's Day. Yeah I know it's a British/Christian thing but it's like a costume party, but at national level!! Imagine all the girls' dressed up as sexy nurses or policewomen. Oh man I'm drooling right now. But every place has its taboos, and in Malaysia, there are certain costumes you can't be seen in, or you might not survive the night. Here's a list of costumes which you should never ever try on in Malaysia:

1. Dress up as Osama bin Laden. Automatic death sentence.
2. George Bush (or any Presidents of America). The people here dislike the great Yankee state a lot. And I mean more than Osama.
3. A Pig, or any pork related costumes i.e. Zhu Pa Jia (of Chinese Odyssey). Not sure why anyone would want to dress up like a pig but knowing human stupidity, there might be some.

Actually any costume which reveals more than an inch of body flesh is not acceptable by Muslim standards. I’d imagine PAS and UMNO having fits if they saw any skimpy outfits like this one.

I wish the nurses at my hospitals dresses like that.